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World Baseball Classic: Finally A Real World Series
By Arnie Weisberg

We Americans have always had an ego problem when it comes to baseball. It’s the only sport where our national champions win a title considered a world championship. The NFL has the Super Bowl Champs; hockey awards the Stanley Cup; the NBA winners are just that: NBA Champions. But the last team standing in baseball is the World Series champion.

I’m not saying that’s a bad thing. Now that the White Sox have finally won the Series after 88 years, I’m enjoying being able to strut around bragging about how “My White Sox” are the world champions of baseball, especially since they did it before the hated Cubbies, but let’s get real. We (as if I had anything to do with it) beat other U.S. teams, but never faced the Cubans or Japanese or Dominicans.

Castro has always claimed his countrymen were the best ballplayers in the world (except for the ones who defected to play here). Then they suddenly became sore-armed has-beens. The best of the Japanese have begun to realize how much greener the grass is on our side of the ocean. And, if you believe the stories you see on ESPN and HBO, playing major league ball in the U.S. is the only way out of poverty in the Dominican Republic.

But, with the exception of the Olympics, which doesn’t feature MLB players, and a few exhibition games, we’ve never faced teams from other countries in a real competitive venue.

As you’re reading this, 16 teams from countries all around the world are finally getting together in the World Baseball Classic. There are 16 teams, grouped in 4-team pools, mainly determined by geographic location. The way the tourney is set up, the U.S. shouldn’t have a problem getting out of the first round because they’re in a group with Canada, Mexico and South Africa (the pool winner and runner-up go to the next round). The Americans will face the winner and runner-up from the pool that includes the team from Japan. Assuming they get past the Japanese and make it to the finals, the U.S. squad will probably go up against a team from either Cuba or the Dominican Republic. That’s where the real World Champion will be determined, and the winner can rightfully brag that it is the World Series Champion.

Let’s put a little perspective on this, though. Each team is allowed 30 players on their roster. These teams are made up of players either born in their respective nations or claim descent from the country they represent (Mike Piazza is playing for Italy). As I’m writing this (before the final rosters are determined), there are 177 major leaguers in the Classic that are now on Major League rosters, and this doesn’t include the teams from the Asian pool (Japan, Korea, China and Chinese Taipei). The Dominican Republic has 29 on their preliminary roster; Puerto Rico, 22; Mexico, 23; so, even though the games will pit the U.S. against another country, most of the names will be familiar.

I’m looking forward to the U.S playing Japan in the semi-finals and, hopefully, the U.S. beating Cuba in the championship game. Then we can truly say we have the World Series champions.

One last thought: even though these games are being played by professionals who, in some cases, make way too much money, there is a rule in place that made me smile and flash back to my Little League days. They have a “Slaughter Rule,” yes, professional ballplayers using a “Slaughter Rule.” I know, I know, these days it’s called the “Mercy Rule,” but, to me, it will always be the “Slaughter Rule.” If a team is losing by 15 runs after 5 innings or by 10 runs after 7 innings, the game is called. The winning team will feel superior, the losing team will be embarrassed, and men will always be boys.