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Letter from the Editor
From the desk of Livingston
Hearst III
Hi gang,
LHIII here (Livingston Hearst III). This issue, we present
you with some wonderful color, both visually and from our
editor. Yasmin with red gloves, looks like she can go the
distance. There's an easy 12 rounds in that girl if she doesn't
knock you out at first glance. Wow is our editor pipping made
about oil prices! I had to call him up on his red private
office emergency line to make sure he was still breathing.
Fortunately the company defibrillator we purchased last week
was fully charged and I'm glad to report Eric is still in
the house, alive and well.
The writers have filled our e-zine with some interesting advice
on everything from investing in gold to increasing your club
speed. The three drills Jack Moorehouse fills us in on, should
help even the novice get a better performance out of his balls.
And you can carry on a quasi intelligent conversation on the
fairway with the ten most important wine label terms you learn
from Tynan Szvetecz. Of course you might want to check in
with Greenpeace before using any sex toys. Now that's a good
piece of reading. As you can see, we had to do some deep recruiting
for this issue.
I had to go to Guitar Center and purchase a new guitar, after
reading James Brito's article. Hey I can use all the help
I can get. It's hard finding a date that understands my passion
for Sudoki. But then again I have always been a puzzlement
to the opposite sex, which I'm sure has it allure, or perhaps
it's that pheromone I decided to order after reading the previous
article in the last issue. Andy Hope explains this newest
rage hitting the streets. Wow, I never thought my days of
puzzled-om would become a pop culture item of discussion.
What a world. Is it me, or is it MEE!? Okay let's hold down
the g-string one more time. Ouch!
Talk about arcane, there's a Stonehenge joke competition.
No really, a Stonehenge Joke competition. Now that's a piece
of conversation the girls will really take to. I'm not so
sure James Mcdugal learned anything constructive at his comedy
class. If that what it takes to earn the grand prize I might
have to throw in my two cents the next time. I'll have to
talk to the editor about that once he calms down.
Enjoy this issue, we need you to need us to keep it going,
so tell a friend and make sure they tell a friend and so on....you
know the rest of the story.....
LHIII
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