Attencion!   Attencion!!  Attencion!!!  All gamers, please read this one - FREEEEEE!!!  Again we try our best to give you more then the cover price – oh that’s free too!  Damn we’re good.   We’re trying to make it worth you’re time to read and get some interesting tips on more free downloads, for games this time, from Ricky Lim.  (Sounds like he could be Asian, which might mean, I should listen.) 

From Holt my eyes to Hold onto your money!  Where’s the money?  According to Buddy Mix it’s not in the American Dream; a home.  Read it and you might get some reasons to cash in those reits!  (Real Estate Investment Trusts).  After reading what Buddy opines, you’ll need a good cup of coffee and Michael Faber gets us up to par with the nobility of this long ignored beverage………not.  I love coffee.  Janet!!!  Where’s my coffee!!!  Oh, there it is.  Thanks Janet.  Sorry for the outburst.  This caffeine will calm me down.  Janet, stop shaking, it’s just a magazine.  What that’s about your mortgage?  Janet, Janet?

Take me back to Hogback!  Yeah, it‘s a mountain in Sapphire, NC.  I just learned it’s not an animal they’re talking about.  It’s the Orology – yes the description of the formation of the substrata that created the Hogback formation!  Okay, so I digress, but you should know the top 10 mountains, especially if you like climbing.  You want to know the top ten don’t you?  Well, how can you do that?  By reading this.  Hogback?  Who thinks of these names?

The British are coming, the British are coming, the British are coming, says Joel Girling.

Alternative music is now a foreign invasion and Joel fills us in on this latest phenomenon.  After reading this you’ll want to go out and buy a diamond for your laptop.  That sounds weird.  Buying diamonds for a laptop?  Is that a fetish?  Yes and no….I’ll let David Cowley explain.

Well, in this issue we get a little off the tracks, but it will definitely give you more ammunition as you down that cup of mojo in the morning with your colleagues.  Mojo?  Hey, the British are coming.   Just think, you’re joining more and more of those celebs that are finding their way to our e-zine; like Tom Hanks, Billy Idol, Christina Aguilera, Green Day, Madonna, buddymix.com, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Red Hot Chilli Peppers and Pearl uh  Jam!!! President Clinton uh Hilary, Obama, Bush, Lenard Nimoy, Tom Lykis, Jay Leno, Oprah ……….

LHIII 

P.S. Sorry to hear they’re selling the old place……..ah well progress I suppose…….$850 million, is that ALL!!!